Saturday, January 9, 2010

U.S. Marines' Bumper Stickers

(I cannot take credit for the following, but I thought they'd be a nice fit here.)

  • "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, War Has Never Solved Anything”
  • U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"
  • “Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"
  • "Interrogators can't water board dead guys"
  • U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
  • "Stop Global Whining"
  • "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.
  • "The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
  • "Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
  • "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
  • "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?...A little Recoil"
  • "Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
  • "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
  • "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
  • "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
  • "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
  • "One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"
  • "Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
  • "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
  • "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
  • "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
  • "If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
  • "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan
  • "Victory is having a beer in the enemy's O Club." Gen Norman Schwarzkopf