U.S. Marines' Bumper Stickers

(I cannot take credit for the following, but I thought they'd be a nice fit here.)

• "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, War Has Never Solved Anything”
• “U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"
• “Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"
• "Interrogators can't water board dead guys"
• “U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
• "Stop Global Whining"
• "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.
• "The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
• "Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
• "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
• "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?...A little Recoil"
• "Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
• "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
• "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
• "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
• "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
• "One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"
• "Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
• "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
• "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
• "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
• "If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
• "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan
• "Victory is having a beer in the enemy's O Club." Gen Norman Schwarzkopf